You are all probably familiar with the mattress tags that read "Under Penalty of Law - Do Not Remove". Well, Rebel Reagan has been going around to all the dog beds and removing the tags!
Please do not alert the authorities. I plan to use this information as a bargaining chip when she is ill behaved. I can threaten Reagan with spending the rest of her life in kennels if she does not straighten up!
I tried to raise Reagan properly, but I guess she just cannot escape farm trash roots.