Maddie: "Reporting for duty."
Me: "What can you do to help?"
Maddie: "I can shred important documents that need to be thrown away."
Me: "Hmmmm, I am not sure about that."
Me: "Maddie, where did you get those pages? Are you sure they are the right ones?"
Maddie: "YEAAAH! (snotty teenager tone) I am sure!
Me: "Well, the pages look blank. Let me get you some I actually need to be shredded."
Maddie: "I am busy with this toy now."
Me: "How about in a few minutes?"
Me: "Thought so."
