Jen: Really? What is the matter?
Seven: I CANNOT PUT ANY WEIGHT ON IT!
Jen: Okay. Let me check out this injury...... Nothing is broken. Your toes are all pointing in the correct direction. You are not bleeding. Your pads look fine. There are no wounds. I see no swelling. Your are fine. Lets go.
Seven: OWWW! OWWW! OH IT HURTS SO BAD!
Jen: Seriously? I think you are exaggerating. If you keep this up, I am not going to believe you in the future if ever something is actually wrong.
Seven: BUT SOMETHING IS WRONG! I AM IN PAIN!
Jen: No, you are not. Suck it up because I am not going to carry you.
Seven: Can't we just stay where we are? You can feed me treats and rub my belly.
Jen: NO! You are just going to have to walk on it.
Seven: Ow ow ow.
Jen: I am not listening. Keep walking.
Of course, Seven walks just fine when I stop entertaining her delusions of lameness.
